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12.06.2025 04:16
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
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Still no good
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
Still no good.
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Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)